Planet Hurt

Where you go when you lose a fight.

I'm sending you on a one-way trip to Planet Hurt!

by Rose likes pie November 7, 2009

hurl

1. (n) Vomit
2. (v) To vomit

1. Look out for the puddle of hurl
2. I think I'm going to hurl!

by Mark June 24, 2004

Hurricane Irma

Go fuck yourself

Florida: Wow! It's been 12 years since we've been hit by a major hurricane. We will probably be fine this year.
Hurricane Irma: hold my beer.

by Nopenopenope2017 September 7, 2017

tooth hurty

the universal time to go to the dentist

Peter planned to go to the dentist at tooth hurty.

by sheila in the car March 14, 2010

hurt people hurt people

The idea that, if someone who has been particularly negatively affected by an experience that he/she went through in their past life, then that person will continue to hold such grudges and anger, and affect other people around them, continuing a never-ending cycle of hate and anger on other people.

Hurt people hurt people, indeed.

by Sir Poop A Lot September 3, 2013

Hurtz Donut

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"

Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?

by Anonomouslyinurpants November 18, 2010

hurtful bitch

a girl who you're in love with breaks up with you. a little bit later she's telling you how much she loves you and then the day after her telling you all that bull shit she gets another boyfriend. AND THEN wants to still be friends because she doesn't want to lose you, but then when you try to communicate with her she ignores you about 98% of the time

girl: i can't do this anymore
boy: ok..

a few days later...

girl: i'm so in love with you..
boy:i'm so in love with you too

next day..

girl: i got asked out
boy: what'd you say?
girl: yes


hurtful bitch

by the boy in the example January 9, 2009