Hobbs NM

Hobbs NM is a shitty town, filled with stuck up, scrawny fuckbois who do nothing but perm their hair, acting like they’re super cute. Some wannabe gang members also live here, acting like they from the hood, nah bitch go to Mexico you won’t last a day there. Some 16 year old girls who got inspired by “16 and pregnant”. There’s also some dumbass beaners with their dropped trucks that are obnoxiously loud and annoying and are not cute whatsoever. Overall, not a fun place to be, -10/10 would recommend.

Friend 1: Hey man, have you heard of Hobbs NM?
Friend 2: oh yeah that place blows, but the girls there blow more if you get what I’m saying
Friend 1: Oof hell yeah
Friend 2: Nah man, they also got hella STD’s

by Eps.11 March 7, 2020

Horns High

(Origin:Ancient Greece)
Other names-Devil Horns, Sign of the horns, Voor, Horned Hand, Hook em horns, Karnana Mudra..etc.

1.A hand gesture people use that is most commonly linked to rock/metal music culture.Also known as "Devil Horns".(It is created by holding up the index and pinky, while holding your other two fingers down with your thumb).
2.A hand gesture that is known as the sign of Voor, in the Necronomicon.
3.A hand gesture used by Anton Lavey as a Satanic salute.
4.A hand gesture that is a symbol of infidelity in some cultures.
5.In Hinduism and Buddhism, it is hand gesture that is known as a symbol for dispelling evil/ warding off negetivity.
6.A hand gesture used in sporting events.

I saw him/her doing the Horns High at the concert.

by jjpuppy October 18, 2008

brobst before hobst

an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.

me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.

brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.

by kurticus May 23, 2006

Horbury

Horbury - Chav central in between Ossett and Wakefield
Is known for its spectacularly shit high school and close proximity to lupset estate, where upon entrance you can guarantee picking up an STI.
you cant enter the local supermarket without being asked by a 12 year old girl if you'll go buy her some fags/lighter/weed...

scenario - outside Horbury co-op

chav- "do any of yeh shmoooke?"
random person - "no, sorry."
chav - "va wot dik'ed?!?!"
random person - "excuse me?"
chav - "fuck off then, fukin moshaaaaaaa! fukin..fukin get a weshhh ..."
random person - "um..." *backs away*
chav - *attacks*

by Alexxiiii September 15, 2007

hoobs

A combination of two words describing a woman's large breasts. HUGE + BOOBS = HOOBS

Now that Sheena has had her breast augmentation, she has a much larger chest than the other women. I guess you can say that "She's got Hoobs".

by KTownFook May 22, 2005

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.

Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008