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Hobbs NM 

Hobbs NM is a shitty town, filled with stuck up, scrawny fuckbois who do nothing but perm their hair, acting like they’re super cute. Some wannabe gang members also live here, acting like they from the hood, nah bitch go to Mexico you won’t last a day there. Some 16 year old girls who got inspired by “16 and pregnant”. There’s also some dumbass beaners with their dropped trucks that are obnoxiously loud and annoying and are not cute whatsoever. Overall, not a fun place to be, -10/10 would recommend.

Friend 1: Hey man, have you heard of Hobbs NM?
Friend 2: oh yeah that place blows, but the girls there blow more if you get what I’m saying
Friend 1: Oof hell yeah
Friend 2: Nah man, they also got hella STD’s

Hobbs NM by Eps.11 March 7, 2020