by csmith77 March 7, 2009
Get the Jim Helpert mug.1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!
A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child
by A_non_4_tha_lulz June 28, 2012
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a term first coined by bruno morphet when referring to jaunbrand. it is normally used in a hushed tone.
hey bruno morphet. please make sure you put satan's little helper on the guestlist.
oh fuck. better pack in some girlie house.
oh fuck. better pack in some girlie house.
by alan June 14, 2004
Get the satan's little helper mug.When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!
by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021
Get the hamburger helper mug.In most schools, the special ed. stutends get to help out the lunch ladies put together the hamburgers, this job is called Hamburger Helper.
by gamma November 15, 2004
Get the Hamburger Helper mug.When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC
Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!
by tbeaversj October 20, 2010
Get the Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper mug.A large female or male. Often very ugly, fat and smelly.
A heaper can be seen hiding in the shadows of the night, too embarased to come out in the light. A heaper is not unlike a 'Bograt' or a 'Stinker'.
A heaper can be seen hiding in the shadows of the night, too embarased to come out in the light. A heaper is not unlike a 'Bograt' or a 'Stinker'.
"ohhh man, did u shee that heaper just duck into that side street"
reply: "Nah i missed it... oh wait, its back again... what a heaper"
reply: "Nah i missed it... oh wait, its back again... what a heaper"
by The night pig September 21, 2010
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