Hedge Trim

A threesome act with three women in which the woman on the bottom, who has pubic hair, has the other two scissor on top of her vulva and trap the pubic hair in between.

Elise needs to shave her bush; it's good for nothing except for when her girlfriends give her a hedge trim.

by Tayus Neb June 2, 2016

Hedge Head

Hedge - referring to George <i>Bush</i>
Head - referring to follower

A Hedge Head is someone, usually ignorant, who is always standing up for George Bush when someone makes a remark about him.

Humza: Bush was such a crappy president

Logan: What! No he wasn't! Lets see you do a better job! What did he do wrong, huh?

Humza: Break first amendment right with the patriot act, invade Iraq on faulty information, and refuse to leave even after 5 years, break the rules of the Geneva convention, hand out enormous tax cuts to the top 2 percent of the wealthiest Americans while leaving the other 98 percent out to dry, support Freddy Mac and Franny May. Just to name a few mistakes.

Logan: So, that doesn't matter! He was amazing... etc.

Jeremy: *under breath* Logan's such a fucking hedge head

by ItsNotLiquor March 7, 2009

Ashlynne Hedges

A FAT FUCKING RETARD WHO THINKS SHE IS COOL AND KNOWS EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A COMPLETE LIAR AND WEIGHS OVER 4823409 POUNDS!

is ashlynne hedges fat
yeah

by kjhkhjbjxcb September 24, 2011

Hedge Jumping

summit to do when u h8 school gardens n are bored and out of table tennis at lunch

wow look at that hedge,,lets wreck it!! hedge jumping!!!!!!

by Henry69 August 31, 2008

straight hedge

(n) (1)Gold, money, treasure, and anything that relates to it. (2)a band that has NiCoLe M, RuBy L, KeYsHa, JeSsIcA R, and sumtimes contain JuStInE T,(Gc FrEaK, Sc SqUaReD,PiNkYnAtOr, JuStIney WeEnY, and KrUnChYnAtOr.

Straight Hedge is a very good bnd in process.

by Sc SqUaReD... JoHnLoVr February 22, 2004

Over the hedge 2.0

You break into someone’s house and they are actually a raccoon and they shove their tail into your ass and their turtle friend joins in and then they both cut you open and use you as shelter from the cold.

Hey mom where’s Jason? He said he was going to over the hedge 2.0.

by Chex Mix 2.0 January 10, 2019

Bent son in hedges

An alternative way of requesting a well known cigarette brand from a shopkeeper.

'Can I have a pack of bent son in hedges please?'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 6, 2008