Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

har du hørt om at tage opvasken

One of the famous quotes by author, Oskar David Bach.

Albert: *uploads "Unboxing Video"*

Oskar David Bach: "har du hørt om at tage opvasken"

by exdeh January 29, 2021

Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie

Stupid stuff my mom says when she's trying to suggest the dog to sleep in my room.

Mom: "Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie"?
Harley Har: "Ruff"

by Jalalabad123 December 01, 2010

har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz

Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.

<3 Jae

jk

har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz is a bitch

by NotEllias September 18, 2020

Har du en dator som du tror att vi har användning för, tveka inte att maila någon arrangör om det

sumone who speaks a foriegn lanhuage who gets pisses off while loosing in counter strike

fuck i got AWPed again!!!

by mikez0r August 17, 2003

chartreuse harness

The ominous feeling your goat is being fucked in a field somewhere

I suddenly feel like a chartreuse harness.

by Wordpornographer May 20, 2016

Har har har har

Popular meme about Freddy fazbear

Is that Freddy fazbear? Har har har har har har har

by FreddyFazbwar January 13, 2024