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handbagitis

A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.
Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".
by Bag Addict September 15, 2010
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French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers
Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15
by Mescalino February 21, 2021
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Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"
by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
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Gucci handbag

Sexual act: licking the gooch (taint) on a man.

See Netflix comedy London Hughes: To Catch A Dick.
Mate, she gave me a Gucci handbag during a blowjob last night.
by moobs September 7, 2021
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Hanoi Handbag

A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.
Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"
by Ninaleven July 14, 2023
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handbag house

A type of electronic dance music and a subgenre of house music characterized by upbeat tempo (120 – 130 BPM), singable lyrics, and a simple 4/4 time signature that was popular during the late 80s and early 90s, especially in gay dance clubs.
Frequently performed by female vocalists (Whitney Houston, Amber, Kristine W, Deborah Cox) and punctuated with dramatic "break downs" or "dropouts" (where the music builds to a frenetic high, drops off to virtual silence, only to build again), handbag house is also known as "happy house," or "diva house," (and, more derisively, as "plastic disco"). Declined in popularity as harder, less melodic music (aka "tweaker music") became de rigueur.
Name pokes fun at deliriously happy dancers waving their handbags—imaginary or not—in the air. Alternatively, it may refer to a group of club-goers dancing around their handbags thrown on the floor.
That last set was some of the best handbag house I've heard in eons. I’m dizzy from spinning around out there, waving my hands in the air. Grrrrl, I gotta go hydrate!
by MusclyGeek May 20, 2019
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happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.
I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.
by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009
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