handyman's special

something in desperate need of repair that is acquired for a bargain price, especially a house

Those conditions make my house look like a handyman's special.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011

East Haddam

East Haddam is beautiful, wonderful, caring, loving, happy, and an all around terrific place to live! There is a lot to do in East Haddam, such as going to see a show at the historic Goodspeed opera house that has spawned Broadway shows. Additionally, East Haddam is known for its wide variety of delicious food. The award-winning Village Pizza is right in the center of town, and CT's No. 1 Family Restaurant Hilltop BBQ is located just a few steps away from the wonderful Moodus center. Additionally, East Haddam is home to beautiful homes and most famously, Gillette Castle, which is rated the most scenic place in CT. East Haddam boasts one of the best school systems in the state, under the leadership of the renowed superintendent who makes sure students get to school in any type of weather (3 feet of snow included). Additionally, East Haddam has two of its own news publications- the fishwrapper and the renowed Patch. Also in the mix is Gristmill Market, where you can buy anything your heart has ever desired. East Haddam is clearly the best place on Earth.

Person 1: Hey! Do you have a snow day today...there's like 5 feet of snow and ice?
Person 2: No! I live in East Haddam

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I don't know....I have soo many options in East haddam!!!!!!

Person 1: Where should we eat tonight, in East Haddam?
Person 2:I don't know; there are so many award-winning options!

by Midnight Doreen February 19, 2013

handa

to go away. used to tell someone to get the fuck out.

from Uruguayan descent

Handa vos, que queres con migo. Handa a chuparte una pija.

by Big Esmi May 22, 2008

handome

giving pleasure to someone by sucking their dick

man i would let her give me a handome

by jamal de Stile December 9, 2008

hanamachi

a Japanese term for a geisha district.

Gion is a hanamachi.

by uttam maharjan April 15, 2010

Mr Handyman

the violent hand job given by a hairy repair man without any source of lotion. Most often given in dedham MA

I remember when i was so horny i got a Mr Handyman and never forgot ;)

by handywoman June 30, 2011

Handmade Oreo

The handmade oreo is when in the act of sexual intercourse, the male poops and ejaculates into his hand. He puts the jizz in the middle and sandwiches it with the poop. Thus it resembles and oreo. Then he makes the woman eat it.

"Dude you know that girl I did last night?"
"Yeah what about her?"
"I made her eat a handmade oreo!"
"Awww yah brah."

by Baconhawk December 17, 2012