ROBLOX bacon hair

They get treated like newborn puppys, like they are the same as you.

Awww! It's a ROBLOX bacon hair! Need help? 🥺
Turns out it was a fake bacon, the slender then gets mad at the person and says mic up kid.

by ROBLOX memes September 9, 2020

Becky with the good hair

According to Kwame Brown, it's Matt Barnes.

Becky with the good hair is about to get my momma's cooking!

by chukagulu May 21, 2021

Hair Cape

hair cape = a hip way of referring to your hair

Popularised by Amanda Bynes via her twitter.

i like my hair cape wavy or straight it just can't be dull

by jnoaccident July 28, 2010

hair by crispy

A racist hair dresser who gives you crispy and frazzled extensions and streaky highlights for $4000 And refuses for her or her clients to wear a mask in the middle of a global pandemic where millions have died

Why are all these tiktokers getting there hair done they all look the same im never letting Hair by crispy touch my hair

by Urbandictioner101 October 18, 2020

Alternative Lifestyle Haircut

alternative lifestyle haircut (n) – A haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heterosexual world. Also known as “the significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of passage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not maintained after the initial cut. Like a bat mitzvah, but on your head. Examples include: the mohawk, the fauxhawk, the mullet, the sidesweep, and the Tegan and Sara.

The term was coined by Autostraddle.com and has since become a common collloquialism.

1.) Jess just came out and, after going to her first Tegan and Sara concert, got an alternative lifestyle haircut similar to Tegan's.

2.) Once Leah added an alternative lifestyle haircut to her outfit composed of American Apparel and a skinny tie, she became infinitely more attractive.

by udddddd April 25, 2010

hairapy

Going to get your hair done as a form of therapy that is especially effective when your hairdresser listens unconditionally and doesn't hand out stupid advice.

girl 1: I'm so depressed over this break up.
girl 2: All you need is some hairapy.

by smart blond February 21, 2008

hafro

When a person tries to grow an Afro, but the hair grows out instead of up.

Kenny sure is sporting quite the hafro.

by Mr._ May 9, 2008