Hainey

A 5th dimensional being that is attracted to and causes havoc in the lives of heavy drug users, and negative people. Hainey's are usually short and always wear hooded cloaks often purple in color. Hainey's become visible to the average person after being awake for more than 5 days.

I got haineys all over me, I lost my job, car, and wife in one month.

by fLaiLaHolic August 7, 2009

Haiver

to walk around staggerishly, usually under the influence of alcohol

Johnny's haivering after those beers.

I haiver when i get drunk

by J.Murder March 20, 2008

haner mananer

A squirrel found in space that farts out fireworks when it gets pissed off.

"Holy fucking haner mananer shit balls ass fuck cock!"

by Chris April 6, 2005

Haider

Haider is a fake creature who pretends to be the perfect, ordinary man to a man who doesn't care ,love or consider his loved one once he obtains them and treats them like an object . Writing this from experience, he trashes them after the first month of the relationship and leaves the poor woman suffering due to his heartless character.

Obviously not all Haider's are like this, I know you're better than this guys, so treat your woman right--You don't know what kind of horrible past she had, be there for her, don't go flirting with other women whilst in a relationship, stay with her 24/7.

Haider is a disloyal, inconsiderate, unworthy man.

by Veronica.say.that March 7, 2019

Haider

The most pakau, the most chutiya friend in your group. Girls like him lot though...... hahahahaahahahaahha, joke tha guys.

Bro shut up stop being such a haider

by Man of the men October 3, 2020

haider

The kind of guy who thinks he can get rid of his lisp...

Samir: "Well, the book says that if you start with your tounge at the top of your mouth, you have to slowly bring it down to the bottom; pushing the air out through your teeth, like this...Sssally"

Steven: "It is still the same"

Samir: "Damn It!!"

by Dat Dude May 6, 2005

Haider

haider is so hot and all the girls fall for him. so smart he makes teachers look like dogs sniffings monkeys pooped armpits in a shower of shawarmas. all girls try out for him but he is WAY out of all their leagues. only about 2 girls in 100,000 can match up to his standards cuz he hot as jo mama is ugly. and stinky.

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that guy is soooo hot!
i know, right? he's haider! all the girls love him.. oo la la

by supgirldababyindahoodwoooooooo February 27, 2022