The act of swinging your arm overhead while releasing a handful of nickles in a large circle like a spray from a lawn sprinkler in order to disperse a mob of panhandling bums, creating a diversion so you can bug-out from the area.
Originated on AR15.COM by Team members SmokeyJ and Trumpet.
Originated on AR15.COM by Team members SmokeyJ and Trumpet.
"I was comin' out of the liquor store with a case of Colt45 Malt Liquor when six street people started hounding me for money or my brews, so I bladed at 45 degrees, released a burst of hobo chaff, and then booked the other way when they scurried for the change."
by silent-m August 5, 2009
Get the hobo chaff mug.A tired, old, bear trundles into town. All he wants is to rest, to live quietly, to bother no one and be bothered by no one.
The town, however, is a nest of vile things, each grubbing mercilessly for sex and money and power and blood.
The bear stands clear and apart till circumstance forces his hand.
He bares his teeth, works his claws: vile things die.
He is opposed at every turn by vile things and by those who are preyed upon by the vile things.
Only a teacher stands with the bear.
In the end: the vile things die (but the corruption each fostered stands), the bear dies, the teacher is co-opted.
The town, however, is a nest of vile things, each grubbing mercilessly for sex and money and power and blood.
The bear stands clear and apart till circumstance forces his hand.
He bares his teeth, works his claws: vile things die.
He is opposed at every turn by vile things and by those who are preyed upon by the vile things.
Only a teacher stands with the bear.
In the end: the vile things die (but the corruption each fostered stands), the bear dies, the teacher is co-opted.
by Henry Quirk February 27, 2013
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by GZeus November 5, 2009
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Get the Hobo ate mug.The accepted unit of measure referring to the degree of offense of an odor.
One would have to reach the stench of ten hobos in order to gain a measurment of 10 hobo power.
i.e.
8-10 hobo power(or HP) may describe the exhaust fumes from the bus that just pulled in front of you.
A good broccoli fart might reach 25 hobo power.
At 50 hobo power there is projectile vomiting.
100 hobo power has never been documented in nature. It is theoretical at this point in science, much like absolute zero. It is widely assumed that if one were to experience 100 hobo power, its effects would surely be fatal.
One would have to reach the stench of ten hobos in order to gain a measurment of 10 hobo power.
i.e.
8-10 hobo power(or HP) may describe the exhaust fumes from the bus that just pulled in front of you.
A good broccoli fart might reach 25 hobo power.
At 50 hobo power there is projectile vomiting.
100 hobo power has never been documented in nature. It is theoretical at this point in science, much like absolute zero. It is widely assumed that if one were to experience 100 hobo power, its effects would surely be fatal.
I swear when Jimmy pulled that Yokozuna on my face, I almost puked. His ass must be about 45 hobo power.
by The Elusive Janteeee September 9, 2003
Get the hobo power mug.1. Items that a homeless person has. Usually stored in a bag, cart, or some other form of portable carrying device.
2. Useless items found in an MMORPG.
2. Useless items found in an MMORPG.
1. Wow, that homeless guy has a huge cart. And its filled to the brim with Hobo Plunder.
2. My inventory is full? I must have grabbed too many broken datapads, and other Hobo Plunder.
2. My inventory is full? I must have grabbed too many broken datapads, and other Hobo Plunder.
by Spades85 April 3, 2005
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