Guinness bukkake

This act is usually performed by a single female participant and several male participants(preferably Irish or of Irish dependency) It involves the placing of excrement (either directly or indirectly) upon the woman's face and then ejaculation upon the excrement 'base coat'

"What you doing this Friday?"

"oh I have a Guinness bukkake party, want to drop in?"

by lostirishguy June 19, 2013

Guinness

A verb. To ejaculate on a afro carrabian person's head.

"Hey bob, how'd it go with latifa last night?"
"Dude. I gave her a guinness!"

by JackObi December 14, 2008

guinness

The creator of the book of world records.

"His time in the 100 yard dash has just put him in the Guinness Book of World Records, as the fastest human"

by T Mack May 13, 2005

Guinness Baby

When you take a shit in the morning after a hard night of drinking guinness, and it's pitch black, that's the guinness baby.

Hey nigga come take a look at this guinness baby, it's blacker than your mother!

by GuinnessLover March 16, 2009

guinness

(GIH-ness)
similar to the word cool or tight or sweet, except slightly better than that.
it should have a Guinness record for bein the coolest person/thing/place etc. in the world.

"That Bullet concert was guinness!"
"OMG, that was the most guinness Canada Day ever! FUCKIN EH!!"
CANADA IS FUCKIN GUINNESS!!! FUCKIN EH!!!!

by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

by Elburno March 2, 2008

Gusiness

1. Lacking passing grades in elementary english and spelling.
2. The art of mutilating every attempt at written english language.

The gusiness boy scolded the gusiness guinea pig getting great gusiness gumption.

by [e-mail] December 3, 2006