guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.

Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!

by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018

Guinness

I love Guinness, no matter the definition. Lowest in calories. Forget the sugar. Slainte

Gimme a pint of Guinness.

by Guinness lassie February 27, 2021

Thomas Guin

Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.

There is Thomas Guin, the sexbomb.

by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021

Guinness

Some makers of Irish stout. I’m drunk as fuck right now on their beer. But, it’s tasty. It tastes like beer. I’m drunk enough. It’s almost like chocolate or coffee in terms taste, but it’s still a good flavor to not distract you enough from getting drunk.

Guinness was established in like, 1759 or something like that. But you gotta try it cause it’s so good. I’m drunk from it and I can feel my Celtic ancestry in it. It makes me high and happy. Guinness is good for you.

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

on Guinness

when your trying to convey that something you did was 100% true.

yes I'm high right now on Guinness bro.

by lifeoftristan November 5, 2022

Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

Guined

To use a Penguin emoticon. This expresses that the person is classy, like a penguin.

You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.

Someone should recognize you for your class.

<('') - You have been Guined

by muprs October 19, 2012