Guatemalan Gutbuster 

When a woman gets each of the members of a Guatemalan gang to jizz down her throat consecutively.

"Did you see the video of that bitch getting a Guatemalan Gutbuster? That was so fucking hot"

Guatemalan Gutbuster by Johnny Hamcheck II March 30, 2024

Guatemalan Tea Party 

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

Guatemalan Tea Party by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

Guatemalan Lampshade 

When an extremely fat female wraps her fupa around your head and neck while perform cunnilingus

That bitch was so fat that she busted out the Guatemalan Lampshade on me while I ate her box.

Guatemalan Lampshade by Detroit Dawg October 29, 2024

Guatemalan Goatee 

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

Guatemalan Goatee by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Guatemalan fire-hose 

The act of inserting your penis into one’s rectum over a heater while peeing blood inside of the same-sex’s rectum.

Bro me and you should guatemalan fire-hose to get in touch with ours guatemalan predecessors.

Guatemalan fire-hose by Dimitrije July 7, 2025

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

guatemalan piss missle by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

Guatemalan Commode

When you are eating someone’s ass and they unexpectedly have explosive diarrhea in your mouth. Usually happens after eating over-hyped Latin American food.

“I took this chick out to a really trendy Latin fusion restaurant and later she turned my face into a Guatemalan Commode.”

Guatemalan Commode by sarebear514 May 19, 2026