Definitions by sarebear514

Guatemalan Commode

When you are eating someone’s ass and they unexpectedly have explosive diarrhea in your mouth. Usually happens after eating over-hyped Latin American food.

“I took this chick out to a really trendy Latin fusion restaurant and later she turned my face into a Guatemalan Commode.”

Guatemalan Commode by sarebear514 May 19, 2026

Tour de Prance 

A bicycle race, similar to the Tour de France, where riders must be gay, ride naked, and the winner of each stage gets buttfucked by all the other participants in the stage.

"Did you watch the Tour de Prance last night? Lance Armprance got assfucked so hard in that last time trial!"

Tour de Prance by sarebear514 July 31, 2015