A section of the marching band that spins/tosses a variety of different "weapons" including sabers, rifles, flags, and air blades. Generally gets made fun of by members of the winds and drum line. Guard members are the only ones who can describe how it feels to toss high into the air and catch perfectly, while staying in step and looking pretty. Because really, that's the only point of the guard; to look good.
Angry band member: "I hate color guard. They're always in the way, and they have it so easy. Everyone knows they only join because they suck at their instrument and aren't good enough to be on the cheer squad or dance team."
Guard member: "Hello, we have to run around you guys the entire parade, have practices twice as long as yours and three times as often. I play first chair on sax along with french horn and clarinet, AND I'm on the varsity cheerleading and dance teams. Piss off."
Guard member: "Hello, we have to run around you guys the entire parade, have practices twice as long as yours and three times as often. I play first chair on sax along with french horn and clarinet, AND I'm on the varsity cheerleading and dance teams. Piss off."
by Theangryspinner June 29, 2010
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They are typically attracted to tan, built males and have a fascination for men in uniform much like badge bunnies (women who only go after cops), although this uniform is a pair of shorts.
They are typically attracted to tan, built males and have a fascination for men in uniform much like badge bunnies (women who only go after cops), although this uniform is a pair of shorts.
by 7mileislander November 29, 2009
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An insanely long email chain sent accidentally to a ton of people at Digitas.
Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.
Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.
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Daniel gave a Korm Guarantee that they would win, so everyone placed their bets on Arsenal to win the league.
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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.
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A term to describe those who have big dicks.
Can be used as a slang for those who have had sex at least with 1000 girls, basically a title that surpassed Alpha.
A term to describe those who have big dicks.
Can be used as a slang for those who have had sex at least with 1000 girls, basically a title that surpassed Alpha.
by King of Facts October 27, 2020
Get the guarrdin mug.The Old Guard (French: Vieille Garde) were the elite veteran elements of the Emperor Napoleon's Imperial Guard. It was the most feared elite infantry formation of its day.
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