GRINCH

Grinch (which is a hairy creature) is a word used to describe a hairy/swetty/smelly vagina.

Her Grinch vaginacuntbeavermuffmingetwat smelt like a fish counter on a hot day.

by V--dog October 4, 2010

Grinchly

A state in which someone takes on the physical characteristics of the Grinch, who appeared in the popular children's book written by Dr.Suess "The Grinch who stole Christmas." These characteristics include a long slender body with an overly large pot belly and a hunchback. This form is often found in male teenagers with poor posture and who are frequently inactive. This is actually quite rare due to the fact that those who suffer from this have a hard time wheeling chicks. The result is poor reproductive patterns. This has actually been liked to a sex trait disorder found on the Y chromosome, although nothing has been proven officially. Skeptics of this have said it can be reversed with treatment but they have yet to successfully rehabilitate someone suffering from these characteristics.

Guy 1 - "Dude that guy has a funny look to him"

Guy 2 - "He's Grinchly is all, but don't give him too much of a hard time, it's a rough lifestlye.

Guy 1 - "Your right, i'd hate to be that guy but I can't help to think he brought it upon himself."

by Take.it.like.a.champ. August 13, 2010

graunch

to damage something by using excessive force, often with the use of an incongruos implement

"i can't seem to close this lid, it looks like someone's tried to graunch the fucker open"

by leon aeon cnut cobalt-blue December 17, 2003

gruce

A dirty and smelly man who is in desperate need of a shower, and eats a lot of food.

I am such a gruce, I went to Taco Bell three times and smell like a waste can.

by AT-101 January 24, 2009

Glunch

A Glunch is a person on who talks about, thinks about, and does perverted things at all times of the day just because that's who they are. It may be caused by loneliness or desire to have intercourse but cannot satisfy their urges.

Alan: Look! There's my boner of the week! Dat ass...

Max: You're such a Glunch...

by Reesedabeast33 May 20, 2014

Two Inch Grinch

A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.

Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?

by morgalope December 3, 2005

The Grinch

You and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone's house on Christmas Eve, have sex under the tree, then steal all their presents.

"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"

"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.

by Johnny Ishkabibble March 23, 2009