Goofus

The kind of boy who does something like steal a bike they're not gonna put back and puts it on tv.

The boy wanted to make his own reality show or something like punk'd, but his version was fucking with local folks. The goofus was trying to make people famous.

by Solid Mantis August 13, 2019

Goopus Poopus

An idiotic creature usually in the form of a small canine. One who is always outside but shits indoors. Constantly getting on your nerves even when they are sleeping. Usually always the scapegoat in every situation. Few reach into adulthood due to such annoying nature.

Latin Name- Goopalus Retardelayo

"Shut the heck up Goopus poopus! No one is talking to you"
"What else can be expected of a Goopus"

"Get the F*** outta here Goopus!"

"Goopalus Retardelous.. "

by LordGoopus September 16, 2019

Goobs

Goobs is another term for THC concentrate.

Goobs are the wax itself. Goobing is a verb

associated with the act of smoking goobs.

Most common misconceptions is that goobs can be a dab cart or weed. It's not, Goobs are specifically the wax. Goobing is the art form of putting wax into a JUUL pod coil. This word derived from a student at the Hyde School and has been passed down from generation to generation.
Also if Mr Bragg tried to take your goobs you have to scream at him no.

You have any Goobs?
GOOBS BROO
"Whats up?" "I'm goobing leave me alone"

by Andrew Herwig September 19, 2019

goobser

The floppy hose in the man's undercarriage that is held up by supporters

That goobser is really gross. He is a soldier and has taken the drug blood to stay erect.

by GreatGuppyGod March 18, 2020

Goobs

A term of endearment for addressing a friend, loved one or partner that is a 'goob' or has a 'goobie' personality. A goobs is typically someone who is sweet, kind and extremely goofy in a lovable way.

Hey goobs, how long will you be staying at work, can't wait to see you!

by peanut street bird August 19, 2020

gobustness

gonad robustness
(robustness of your gonads)

just tested my gobustness. guess i'm lil flab

by peewoman December 8, 2020

grobustass

g(rrobust)ass
a thicc ass
combination of the words grass and robust

Daaaaamn baby, you shit with that grobustass??

by lowfatsoymilk May 10, 2021