The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.
Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.
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The after effects of eating your girls pussy. The wet, sticky sauce that is left shimmerring on your face after cunnilingis.
God damn, where's my sunglasses? Your face is so shiny, you must have been eatin' pussy for a week solid !
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