gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

by bob February 4, 2003

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

by Wayne January 2, 2004

gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

geekin

Any behavior caused by cocaine use.

Man, I was geekin.

by Angela Lines December 16, 2003

genuinicity

Displaying a great sense of character without compromising one's values and sense of self.

Chad exuded genuinicity while handing Misty her hand-crafted beverage with a smile.

by Sean_Coughlin March 11, 2008

Genuinity

Noun: A state/the state of being genuine.

Sometimes it’s hard to detect genuinity in other people’s actions.

by The_Awkward_Pulp July 19, 2020

Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003