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watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.
"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"
by damnitfred August 23, 2010
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when the going gets tough the tough gets going

When the situation is difficult, it's time for you to show you can make it(the brave person acts).You face the difficulty, you don't run away.
Anna lost her job and her boyfriend dumped her for her best friend. She carried on. When the going gets tough the tough gets going. Three monthes later she was in a better job and going out with a really nice guy.
by Leonardo Manduca Sales November 28, 2007
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gets on my tits

1. Verb used to signify a singular subject that bothers you 2. Verb to describe someone who pisses you off 3. ~ get on my tits ~ verb for plural subjects
Senseless violence really gets on my tits.
by ejito March 15, 2004
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toats ma goats

totally in agreeance with someone, somebodies, or something. Can be used by all races unlike toats my goats which is similar in deffinition and a common mis-pronunciation.
dude: i just slapped da bass my boys.
boy: oo toats ma goats, can you help learn to slap da bass?
by j sag October 26, 2009
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goatse man

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.
Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!
by Falconrath August 13, 2003
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Gets no bitches

by Gets no bitches January 18, 2015
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The Great Gatsby

One of the greatest pieces of literature of all time. A timeless classic that tells the story of a man, James Gatz, who has an undying dream, a desire for a love that he will never have. Written by F. Scott Fitzgerald, this book is said to be a parallel of his life.
"Gatsby believed in the green light. The orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but it's no matter. For tomorrow we will run faster, reach our arms out farther. Then on one fine day, so we beat on, boats against the current, we are borne back into the past"- A closing line in the masterpiece novel, The Great Gatsby.
by Matt April 25, 2005
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