Goldfish

Someone with a memory of 7 seconds or less, as defined by the legendary Monty Python.

Goldfish 1: Hey, look at that castle!
Goldfish 2: What's a castle?
Goldfish 1: I don't know, why d'you ask?
Goldfish 2: Ask what?
Goldfish 1: Hey, look at that castle!

by Jennicam January 20, 2009

Goldfish

A person who forgets what you said to them five seconds ago.

A person who can be annoying in nature but uk what, they're worth gold to you!

Argh! You're such a Goldfish

by Just_An_Apple August 11, 2019

autistic goldfish

Kate or anyone named kate

Kate is an autistic goldfish

by Caramelcharles December 10, 2016

Godfuckshitdamnhell

Godfuckshitdamnhell (GAWD-fuk-SHIT-dam-hell) int. - An exclamation of intense rage, anger, spite, etc.

"Error 404- Server not found."
"GODFUCKSHITDAMNHELL!!!"

by Zoraluigi April 19, 2009

goldfish

A pet that doesn't do anything.

My goldfish was named Snappy.

by Angelacia March 8, 2008

GOMFW

An acronym for "get out of my fucking way". Usually used when people move at literally 0mph in the hall in front of you, and mostly when you are in a big hurry.

(random boy and girl walk slowly down the hallway holding hands...)

you: can you PLEASE gomfw, assholes.

The couple: fuck you.

(you then have to proceed to awkwardly shimmy past either the left or right side of them, usually hitting lockers or someone else.)

by Savethellamas95000 March 23, 2010

Godfather Shits

A saga of bowel movements in which the first two in the series are epic and the third is underwhelming at best.

Guy 1: "Bro, I housed 2 Chipotle burritos before we went to the party and then I played 17 consecutive games of pong....then we got pizza after too! Needless to say, I had Godfather Shits today!"

Guy 2: "At least the last one didn't kill you"

by Phillip Ronald October 15, 2014