gaper

A skier or snowboarder who sucks and is usually spotted wearing clothing from 1983, but other clothing styles for them do exist. A dead giveaway of a gaper is when their pants are tucked into their boots and the famous "Gaper Gap" (a gap between the helmet/hat and the goggles). Gapers sometimes temporarily inhabit the entrance to a terrain park. They will sit on their ass for a good 5-10 minutes talking about what they are going to do of a that "jump" or "rail" while everyone behind them goes before them and they stare at them with their mouth gaped open. Once they finally decide to leave their home at the entrance of the terrain park, the gaper will eventually decide to either roll over the jump and mess up all the lips, or they will try and actually hit the jump. If this occurs, they generally end up coming up half way short of the landing on their ass and yardsale, while the person behind them runs them over and/or yells at them. Gapers may also make turns or snowplow down green runs and sometime try to act cool by crouching and sticking their ski poles in the air but are totally oblivioius to the fact that they look even more stupid than they previously were. Gapers often find themselves on the top of a black diamond run because they are dumbasses and can't read a map. When they approach the run, they may either turn around, stare at it, sit down on the top of it, or just simply walk down the side of it. Gapers often have trouble getting on and off lifts and the lift operator gets really frustrated with them because he is required to stop the lift. A fun game to play while skiing or riding behind a gaper is called "Follow the Gaper". The game is played by following the gaper's path and looking as bad as they are. The game will usually last until they identify your presence, however it is possible to extend the game even past this point.

That gaper just stopped the lift when he got on and off of it!

That gaper's Salomon Symbio rear-entry ski boots are so sick!

by Scabby Anderson January 18, 2009

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Gaser

Gasers are kids from balkan who wear nike/addidas/puma all the time and they usually don't support lgbtq+ and they are always calling you "p*der"(balkan f slur) if your diffrent from them also they are usually listening to cajke (balkans music) and they support baka prase(balkan pedo youtuber)
They'r famous phrases are "ide gas", "reši" or "šaim se"

Person 1: i swear to god Ivan is gaser

Person2: how do you know that?
Person1: i heard him saying ide gas

by Onedirectionwhxore November 21, 2020

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Graspercate

When one intentionally chooses to use the handicap stall in a restroom, when defecating, so that the handicap rails can be grasped and used for leverage. Graspercating is chosen when leverage is needed to gain release of constipated bowels and compacted turds. Similar to a Bar Grabber.

Dave was so constipated from eating a block of choose the night before that he chose the only handicap restroom at the office to Graspercate. With added leverage, he eventually worked out his compacted Egg Plant Turd.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

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gaypertunistic

Gaypertunisitc is when a "straight" person acts gay to get something they want.

Chris was low on cash so he went to the local gay bar to be gaypertunistic and have the old trolls by him drinks.

by Gay boy MA May 26, 2010

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Gaser

Gasera ce te prepoznat po nike air max (95, 97, 98, 720, 270...) nike crnom kacketu i ponekad napapirja jakni. Oni govore uzrecice "resi", "ide gas", "tebra", "rega". Neki puse cigare, a neki piju energy drinks. Najcesce slusaju Jalu Brata i Bubu Corelia. Poznati su po flexanju. Flexanje je kao kul hvaljenje.

GASERI VOLE DA RESAVAJU DRUGE

by Gaser iz BiH June 21, 2020

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