Nick Scarpetta was being a GAF when he whipped out his CHODE and started to fart with it in front of his EGG-TITI sister.
by David Ochoa June 20, 2003
Sir Gaf is the pronouncement of CIRGAF, which stands for "'Cuz I Really Give A Fuck."
CIRGAF is used in a sarcastic situation when one does not care about what the other person is speaking of. This can vary depending on the person, from dramas, to quick chit-chats, to "the talk."
Sir Gaf is used in a rather introducing way or questioning manner, but still mean the exact same as CIRGAF, as well as used in the same situation.
You can see it used in the examples below, somewhat similar to CIRGAF, but rather in a dick way.
CIRGAF is used in a sarcastic situation when one does not care about what the other person is speaking of. This can vary depending on the person, from dramas, to quick chit-chats, to "the talk."
Sir Gaf is used in a rather introducing way or questioning manner, but still mean the exact same as CIRGAF, as well as used in the same situation.
You can see it used in the examples below, somewhat similar to CIRGAF, but rather in a dick way.
"Hey man, guess what happened last night, I met this bastard, we got in a beef right? So I was thinking of ..."
"Wait, is his name Sir Gaf?"
"...So how was YOUR weekend."
"Son, lets have our talk about the birds and the bees. This is very important to our family. I just wanted to..."
"Hold on dad, I think Sir Gaf is calling me."
"Hey, I didn't want to talk about this either."
"Hey Sir Gaf? How are you?"
"Okay okay, just use a condom."
"Wait, is his name Sir Gaf?"
"...So how was YOUR weekend."
"Son, lets have our talk about the birds and the bees. This is very important to our family. I just wanted to..."
"Hold on dad, I think Sir Gaf is calling me."
"Hey, I didn't want to talk about this either."
"Hey Sir Gaf? How are you?"
"Okay okay, just use a condom."
by Enlarquell November 03, 2009
GAF is an acronym for Give a Fuck. Hence, a low GAF level indicates that the bearer feels answerable to very few. A high GAF level would mean that said person would be intimidated by an outside source and would try to exhibit more responsible behavior, language, etc.
A: I couldn't believe the things you were saying at last night's party.
B: Yeah, well, these days my GAF level is pretty low. I look forward to the day when it will be zero.
B: Yeah, well, these days my GAF level is pretty low. I look forward to the day when it will be zero.
by pfon January 26, 2012
by Jack Ashton November 09, 2010
Jeff, your a gaf backwards!
by Ithor March 03, 2009
when you REALLY don't care!!
Prounounced DEE GAF
When someone confronts you about something that you are annoyed by, you reply "D GAF".
Commonly used in southern Cali by most teenagers
compliments of Taylor
Prounounced DEE GAF
When someone confronts you about something that you are annoyed by, you reply "D GAF".
Commonly used in southern Cali by most teenagers
compliments of Taylor
by Toohotfrmphx August 04, 2007
Grim as Fuck, GAF, abbreviation of the words Grim as Fuck to add emphasis to something being exceptionally Grim.
by squintkid July 26, 2011