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Flannel

Like a tree but more absobant. A flannel is an absobant cloth used to wipe up semen.
by Jewet May 28, 2018
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flannel fly

A guy(Cis or trans) that is known to prefer the company of lesbian women for platonic relationships.

Is thought of as the equivalent (counterpart) of a woman who is known to associate with gay males. (Fruit fly)
Why is he always wasting his time with those women, doesn't he know they are all lesbians?

Nah, he knows, he is just a Flannel Fly.
by Flannel Fly 66, LLC March 21, 2017
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flannelism

a type of government where each person gets a square of fabric and individualism causes unorganised squares, while together, they are a collective being; a collective flannel
that country is a flannelism!
by the_cernigs March 15, 2011
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Red Flannels

The middle aged, disapproving chaperones.
I just couldn't have any fun with the troops of red flannels lining the walls, watching hawk-eyed!
by Mddrs August 15, 2012
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Flannelator

1. Mix and portmanteau of the words "Flannel" and "Gladiator".
2. A person that wears flannel outfits everyday
3. A fictional WEC/IMSA Livery used by Team Codename_Hurricane (fictional racing team in WEC and NASCAR) and Hurricane Catch-22ers (fictional racing team in IMSA GTP) in number #89
1. "I just invented the word 'flannelator'"
2. "Man, flannels are way too amazing to wear!"
3. "Hence the name of the new McLaren Solus GT will be used in our team, Welcome. Flannelator."
by NewYork6792 January 1, 2025
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Butt flannel

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.
The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but to me it’s my butt flannel!
by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021
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You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023
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