Fanking

Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch.

Marty took a photo of Moog Fanking Dicks Bush

by TateFOZXT October 21, 2018

Frinking

The insertion of objects into the male urethra or Japs' Eye in a (misguided) attempt to obtain pleasure.

::(from Antiques Roadshow BBC1 Sunday 12th May 2002)::
"here we have a magnificent example of a solid silver victorian frinking set in a beautifully inlaid mahogany and brass presentation case"

by Chops May 18, 2004

funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

by Marjaan. May 2, 2008

Finding Nemo

A film about a man whose wife and children get brutally murdered and he's left with one child who is disabled... His son then gets kidnapped and his dad has to find him with the help of a mentally disabled woman...

The film is FINDING NEMO

by Jstarbadboy March 28, 2017

finding

According to Associated Press, this is what white people do when they need food during a hurricane.

See also: looting

Two residents wade through chest-deep water after finding bread and soda from a local grocery store after Hurricane Katrina came through the area in New Orleans, Louisiana.

by kjsalfjldafds September 26, 2005

Frinking

An autocorrect version of "drinking", but its just too funny to correct so you leave it alone.

I'm currently frinking a diet coke right now.

by autocorrectHATESme October 24, 2011

ficking linger

to state simply it is the reverse placement of the first letters in "licking finger"; can be used to trick people into believing you said something bad

person1: omg. that person is a ficking linger!
person2: ..what did you say?

by ms.cellaneous September 27, 2007