A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.
When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.
by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009
Get the Self Facial mug.Ejaculating into a frozen wash cloth and smothering your partner's face in it. The cum melts the ice momentarily but if timed properly, freezes on the face.
I've had this washcloth in the freezer for 12 hours. Can't wait to cum in it and give Jody an ice facial!
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Microscopic, particulate matter expelled from one's anus during flatuent activity, usually confined to one's underwear if such garments are in fact being worn, though its infinitesemal size can still disperse into the surrounding air regardless of the presence of protective garments thus landing on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Johnny ripped a huge fart when his girlfriend, Carmen, was talking on the phone and she did not realize that his fecal blowback landed in her Cesar salad.
by Professor Rizzle March 19, 2010
Get the fecal blowback mug.a fairly new porn manuever in which the male star penetrates the woman anally, then pulls out and makes her suck his schlong, thus tasting her own ass. Finally, the man pulls out and completes the trifecta of disgusting by shooting his load on the woman's face.
Diane didn't think that she would ever be able to taste her own ass until Bill completed the rarely seen ass to mouth facial.
by poophead July 16, 2003
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by k dawg01 April 26, 2005
Get the facial marination mug.When attempting to fart in someones face with your pants down and accidently blow feces onto their face.
by Funmunke January 6, 2010
Get the Fudge Facial mug.Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl
Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.
by Napoleon I Emporer of the French August 13, 2006
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