Sausage in the chocolate factory

Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.

Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.

by TheKillerOreo January 13, 2013

Charlie in the chocolate factory

Where a penis has been put in the anus

‘Yo my mate got molested by a giraffe and it stuck it’s Charlie in my mates chocolate factory he said he had bum bum bruises’
‘Put the Charlie in the chocolate factory’

by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 16, 2019

shit factory

A worthless, good-for-nothing person just taking up valuable space on the planet.

"Why do you hang around with that crackhead? He's just a shit factory"

by Hugh Johnson August 30, 2005

alternate facts

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?

Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.

by Tedda M. January 22, 2017

Fendi Facts

It’s just like a fact. It’s a luxury fact. A high class statement that is established as truth. Very Expensive. Backed by one of the leading luxury brands (Fendi) but not really, because it’s just a clever play on words.

Example.
When ray tells you “don’t tell me what to do! That’s fendi facts!

by Fendi Fact November 21, 2018

Alternative Facts

Double speak to avoid the synonym "lying" in professional conversation. The antonym of actual facts.

Donald Trump enjoys citing alternative facts in his press conferences.

by SunPatch January 22, 2017

alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017