Elasti-Vag

1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.

2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted

Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?

Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.

Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.

by Princess Latifah February 27, 2009

Fantastic Elastic

the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. And positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female vagina he cums inside of her, guaranteeing pregnancy. due to the very fast insertion, the cum is shot out at 27mph reducing the labor time to only 4.3 months opposed to 8. the offspring produced by preforming a fantastic elastic are more athletic than the average child.

Lance Armstrong, Michael Felps, tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Jeff Hamilton are all results of the fantastic Elastic

i wish i could be a sprinter on the USA Olympic, however im not athletic and fast enough. I grieve over it every day. I sure wish that my parents made me by preforming a fantastic elastic

by fantasticelastic May 7, 2009

Eurasian

An European Asian, normally chill, all around cool kid.

Did you know that Emma is an Eurasian?

Hells yea i did, she's flipping amazing. Not only is she Asian, she has a wicked cool accent.

by an eurasion June 23, 2011

Elastifact

Verb: The art of stretching facts to attain a desired reaction. A rare skill, typically found in those successful in public relations.

Noun: a fact that has been stretched or spun

Ex: The mayor tried his best, but no amount of elastifacting could save him from impeachment this time.

by Mavro88 November 9, 2009

Afro-Eurasia

The giant combined continents of Africa, Europe, and Asia.

"Ever been to any part of Afro-Eurasia?"
"What?"
"Africa, Europe, and Asia."

by donnydomingo August 18, 2009

Eurasia

The combined land of Europe and Asia refered to as a single continent or super continent

Russia is part of Eurasia

by DerpMcNuggetsOrSwagDankAndMlg March 3, 2016

Elasterbate

(v) to use a waistband from your underwear to masterbate.

Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.

by just some dood January 28, 2010