Elastifact

Verb: The art of stretching facts to attain a desired reaction. A rare skill, typically found in those successful in public relations.

Noun: a fact that has been stretched or spun

Ex: The mayor tried his best, but no amount of elastifacting could save him from impeachment this time.

Elastifact by Mavro88 November 9, 2009

Elastisack 

When the skin of a scrotum can be stretched to an extensive length, and most commonly used to wipe ones butthole.

Mara: Whats that hanging out of your gym shorts?
Will: Oh! thats my Elastisack, suck on it and make me a sandwich.

Elastisack by PhoenixHasBigDick May 12, 2011

elasticate 

To tie an elastic around an object; person; or thing

Brodie asked Jason to elasticate a note to the disks

elasticate by BrodieGirl August 6, 2008

Elastiearth 

The state of the earth as it comes towards and object as you get trolled by actually looking this up.

you actually looked up elastiearth?

Elastiearth by TrollerdaTroll November 2, 2023

Elasticate 

To stretch beyond the realms of reality

The space shuttle elasticated into the black hole

Elasticate by Travpie March 4, 2008

elastifacate 

The ability to be more positive in situations

He had to elastifacate during his test

elastifacate by Nibbanab May 24, 2018

elastifacate 

The ability to be more positive in situations

He had to elastifacate during his test

elastifacate by Nibbanab May 24, 2018