Elastifact

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Verb: The art of stretching facts to attain a desired reaction. A rare skill, typically found in those successful in public relations.

Noun: a fact that has been stretched or spun

Ex: The mayor tried his best, but no amount of elastifacting could save him from impeachment this time.

Elastifact by Mavro88 November 9, 2009

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Elastisack

When the skin of a scrotum can be stretched to an extensive length, and most commonly used to wipe ones butthole.

Mara: Whats that hanging out of your gym shorts?
Will: Oh! thats my Elastisack, suck on it and make me a sandwich.

Elastisack by PhoenixHasBigDick May 12, 2011

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elasticate

To tie an elastic around an object; person; or thing

Brodie asked Jason to elasticate a note to the disks

elasticate by BrodieGirl August 6, 2008

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Elastiearth

The state of the earth as it comes towards and object as you get trolled by actually looking this up.

you actually looked up elastiearth?

Elastiearth by TrollerdaTroll November 2, 2023

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Elasticate

To stretch beyond the realms of reality

The space shuttle elasticated into the black hole

Elasticate by Travpie March 4, 2008

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elastifacate

The ability to be more positive in situations

He had to elastifacate during his test

elastifacate by Nibbanab May 24, 2018

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elastifacate

The ability to be more positive in situations

He had to elastifacate during his test

elastifacate by Nibbanab May 24, 2018

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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