Elastifact

Verb: The art of stretching facts to attain a desired reaction. A rare skill, typically found in those successful in public relations.

Noun: a fact that has been stretched or spun

Ex: The mayor tried his best, but no amount of elastifacting could save him from impeachment this time.

by Mavro88 November 9, 2009

Elastisack

When the skin of a scrotum can be stretched to an extensive length, and most commonly used to wipe ones butthole.

Mara: Whats that hanging out of your gym shorts?
Will: Oh! thats my Elastisack, suck on it and make me a sandwich.

by PhoenixHasBigDick May 12, 2011

elasticate

To tie an elastic around an object; person; or thing

Brodie asked Jason to elasticate a note to the disks

by BrodieGirl August 6, 2008

Elastiearth

The state of the earth as it comes towards and object as you get trolled by actually looking this up.

you actually looked up elastiearth?

by TrollerdaTroll November 2, 2023

Elasticate

To stretch beyond the realms of reality

The space shuttle elasticated into the black hole

by Travpie March 4, 2008

elastifacate

The ability to be more positive in situations

He had to elastifacate during his test

by Nibbanab May 24, 2018

elastifacate

The ability to be more positive in situations

He had to elastifacate during his test

by Nibbanab May 24, 2018