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Elasti-Vag 

1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.

2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted
Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?

Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.

Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.
Elasti-Vag by Princess Latifah February 27, 2009
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elastic vagina 

A vagina that can be abused in any way shape or form then shrinks back up when you are done with it
The female was still tight after 12 dudes thanks to her elastic vagina!