Emerald Chat

Emerald chat is a site that is full of weebs and furries. It is weirdly addictive and ridiculously fun to troll.

Most of its users come from omegle, a site equally cancerous if not worse.

You use Emerald chat? man, you must be a fucking weeb

by thedemiurge2 August 5, 2017

Amish enema

Whereby one uses dish soap as lubricant during anal sex, therefore simultaneously cleaning and pleasuring the anal cavity.

Dude, I totally gave Nick an Amish enema last night, good thing he was Amish, he knew exactly how to do it.

by diablo0880 April 5, 2009

enemail

The act of purging your inbox of e-mails kept for a very long time, probably due to reluctance to either:
A) Remove an e-mail you may need information from later, but probably won't.
B) Take the time to remove the unwanted e-mails.

Derived from the words enema and email, this is a compulsory evacuation of unwanted e-mails from your inbox which can extend to e-mails sent months or years ago. This will rarely happen if you check your spam often.

Jake had to have a good long sit at his computer to clear his inbox. The enemail, long needed, purged over 700 e-mails. Gogo Jake.

by invigoration December 31, 2007

Emerald Green

Emerald Green is a clear and powerful dark green. Likers of this color usually have the tendency to be very beautiful, exeptional liars, get attatched to people very easily, and once they love - they always love.

Guy : Here, Baby, I got you an emerald green ring!

Girl: Oh Ma Gosh! It's wonderful.

by MrMisterMan_Senior March 22, 2009

Enema Bulldozer

The act of ejaculating semen into the partner's rectum, then while the penis is still inserted, the person begins urinating in the anal cavity. Then when finished, the person pulls out the penis and punches the partner in the ass while the urine and semenal fluid oozes out.

Did you hear about Marcus? He didn't come to school today because Stanley gave him one hell of an Enema Bulldozer last night.

by i jah April 26, 2009

emerald triangle

A triangular patch of geography in Northern California, encompassing Mendocino and Humbolt counties, and home to world famous redwood trees and outdoor grown weed.

Joe: This weed is some good shit.
Snowflake: Yea, it from the emeral triangle.

by mikwat May 22, 2004

Glantz Enema

(noun) A powerful mixture of soap suds, betadine and hydrogen peroxide used to promote defecation in constipated individuals, often with explosive results.

Glenn M: This guy is so constipated, I wonder if we should give him a Glantz Enema.

Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.

by Azz Kicker September 16, 2010