Emerson

A fuck dumb fat cunt. Eats chips and drinks large amounts of soda. Is about 400-500 pounds.

Emerson is fat

by Shfuebfud February 1, 2018

emerson

a cesspool in bergen county, nj

I drove through emerson yesterday and it smelled and looked like shit.

by ex-emersonian September 9, 2005

Emerson

1. a dead poet, Ralph Waldo Emerson
2. a crappy corporation whose CD and DVD players stop functioning right after the warranty expires.

Joe: Hey, Bo, do ya wanna listen to this poem I wrote?
Bo: Na, let's read something by Emerson.

Johnny: Let's listen to my new CD!
Bonnie: Sorry, but my Emerson CD player just stopped working.
Johnny: Ship it to the company and make them fix it!
Bonnie: I would, but the warranty expired yesterday.

by PheagleAdler May 18, 2010

Emersonfest

The annual bash thrown by the monument of Copley.

What did you do this weekend>

I went to Emersonfest and got a little tuned in on the plethera of keg beer.

by Emer-Donkey October 9, 2008

Emerson College

A very liberal college in which students are too politically correct that they had to internet bully a student with different political beliefs. Its POWER community is one of the most cancerous SJW groups in New England.

I used to go to Emerson College but I'm tired of these liberal snowflakes losing their shits after they don't feel 'included.' It's funny how 90% of them are rich U.S. kids who faced no difficulty in their life. I mean, international students don't give a fuck with what they say, do they?

by ananonymousasian May 8, 2018

Emerson

A boy who looks like a squirrel and is obsessed with another boy named Tony.

"Tony date Emerson?"

by RandomUsername776 June 4, 2018

Emersonian

Something quasi intellectual douchebags say

“It’s just very Emersonian.”

by Null Envoid August 2, 2018