Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

Taiwhine-ese

Someone from Taiwan who constantly whines that they aren't Chinese. When everyone knows there is no difference.

me - "Hey Shaonung, you are Chinese, what’s the Chinese word for this?” (takes finger to outer edge of eye and pulls towards temple)
Shaonung - "I am not Chinese, I AM Taiwanese!"
me - "You are a Taiwhine-ese, give it a rest”

by doctoroctos December 15, 2008

loco ese

A small, hairy gay man, often found sporting dark facial stubble and a bushy moustache.

That Mike, he's such a loco ese. I wouldn't be surprised to see him bending for a friend.

by SenorMinge October 17, 2010

Yese Ese

A term used when you extremely agree with someone

Guy:I was walking my dog the other day and this buck naked old guy jumped out a bush and said "SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE". Literally the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life.
Other guy:Yese ese my brother

by Leemuirthelad November 17, 2018

office-ese

pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".

description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.

examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.

I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.

OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.

by optical1 March 11, 2011

che/ese

A person that uses Che/ese as pronouns is sexually attracted to old cheese.

Ryan: hey, did you hear Matt said he uses Che/ese as pronouns now?

Chad: Ew, that’s disgusting

by Idrk141 September 13, 2021

dem ese boyz

DEM ESE BOYZ is a latin rap group out of the United States, comprised of artist from Colorado, Texas, California and Mexico. OVNI - MR. BELL COUNTY - HI-FIDELITY - CEEZ MAJOR - SODENCO - Released any album (outnow) NEVER LEFT - DEM ESE' BOYZ. All production done in house by the artist and recorded over the course of two years.

DEM ESE BOYZ are a talented group of latin artist from the United States and Mexico.

by SODENCO January 15, 2025