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Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.
Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.
by unknown December 6, 2004
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Distraction

What you and your friends call someone (usually a girl) who wear's sexually suggestive clothes. Especially when the person makes you wet or hard (depending on your gender).
Jack: Hey dudes, look over there! It's Distraction!

Andrew: Oh-ho! Damn, 'aint she hot!

Sophia: Oh, it makes me wet just looking at those tights!
by I Totally Like Reading December 2, 2016
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Urban Distraction

When you go to Urban Dictionary to look up a particular word or phrase, and get distracted by the Word of the Day and completely forget what you were going to look up.
I have no idea what the meaning of the word I was going to look up, but at least I know what a Street Creep is!

Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.
by Jake the Ninja February 2, 2010
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being a distraction

Someone who is doing something/saying something, that takes people away from what they are doing, and causes them to focus on you.
Noah telling me about him and his girlfriend was "being a distraction" to me getting my homework done.
by Ballers desire May 4, 2014
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PennManor School Distract

The literal worst School distract ever! I would literally rather have a bear bite my dick off then go to school at pennmanor! The girls are all sluts and if there not sluts they feel the need to say they’re taken every 3 seconds when nobody asked, almost all boys are nude chasing fuck boys who honestly have the worst hair cuts I’d rather piss in a bowl of shit then eat it then have a convo with those fuckboys and literally just toxic ass fuck people, only very few good nice people!
Adam : Yo what school do you go to John

John: PennManor School distract

Adam: holy shit man I’m sorry

John: it’s okay man I’m planning to kill my self tomorrow, I think I got aids from one of the girls touching me anyway.

Adam: sorry man , tell god I have his 5 dollars.

John: you don’t get it you can’t go to heaven after you go to PennManor it’s that bad.

Adam: shit man i don’t know what to say .
by PennManor student Sadly December 11, 2019
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Distraction

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.
There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid
Contestant: *buzz*
Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*
Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...
by A non-e-mouse February 3, 2005
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Dickstracted

Being distracted because your dick is running your mind.
"My girlfriend was talking last night; leaned over and her cleavage was showing...I got dickstracted and have no clue what she was going on about."
by BLaze July 27, 2012
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