Division by zero

A math joke that has been so overused that it has become a cliche.

"I used division by zero and my paper gone into flames."

Not funny anymore..

by inquilinekea February 14, 2007

101st Wuss Division

A division in the Military just for pale, skinny, anemic, usually pothead high schoolers that brag about going to basic training and having the same time to go to school.

Pvt. Dumbass: Hey, i'm in the army
Me: no, you're 16
Pvt. Dumbass: So, I am a seargent!*shows badge purchused from a military surplus store*
Me: Thats a captian badge...
Pvt. Dumbass: HAH! They're no captians in the ARMY, thats the NAVY, retard!
Me: okay, whatever...

by Brian Johnson November 15, 2003

Sound Diffusion

Shitist Module run at Kingston university

Many say it equals a massive headache and it is not worth the time and effort for its pass grade.

Sound Diffusion is Gash!

by Paul Archbold May 16, 2010

Division III

Something that you're supposed to spend all year doing, but really only work on the last month before it's due.

I should be working on my Division III

by aemilyl December 9, 2008

Division 2

Being shitty or second rate in anything.

Lax bro: DUDE WE TOTALLY WON THE DIVISION 2 CHAMPIONSHIP!
Jeff: Congrats on beating a shitty team

by Marcle June 21, 2015

long division

A sinister way that teachers normally ask to solve a problem. Involves division questions that are usually easy enough to do in your head but with long division may take up 10 or more sheets of paper.

Student 1: "Hey man did you finish that last question on the exam?"
Student 2: "Nah, it was long division"
Student 1: "Yeah I feel the same way"

by Mathalete November 5, 2013

Tom Clancy’s the division

A game for try hard gay kids and older black men to talk about how sweaty their last encounter with rogues made them.

Tom: Hey man wanna play Tom Clancy’s The Division?
John: Nah man, I’m already gay.

by gree1cody1 March 2, 2018