Dickbeat

Meaning you would do something fairly quickly.

I would have taken that shit in a dickbeat.

by Ayebee Gee July 1, 2004

Dickweed

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)

"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."

by MikeNessMonster May 16, 2007

dickbeater

Someone who faps too much.

"Joe is a dickbeater, no wonder his drain is clogged!"

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

dickweed

an ego stroking ass wipe who gives waiters a hard time and who doesn't tip

you are a big dickweed

by Kona2002 March 5, 2008

Dickbean

Baseball: dìk-Beeń: The act of getting the ball thrown intentionally at you. To get hit by a pitch intentionally thrown to hit you.

It seamed like Johnny tried Dickbean
Alex, But he ducked and didn't get hit!

by Exca11 July 5, 2014

Senor DickWeed

The creepy ass substitute teacher that likes to touch little boy anus

Stacy-“Man, Mr. Stevenson sure likes to play the game ‘bend of and spread your legs’ with us.” “ We should call him Senor DickWeed because he only lets the boys play that game”

by JewFaggotTesticles69 June 17, 2019

Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.

That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta

by Davedale August 27, 2019