by a definitioner January 20, 2024
Get the Diary mug.When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat
Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while
Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while
by Logano Piano December 17, 2023
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A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.
The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*
“Dear diary”
Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*
“Dear diary”
“Dear diary”
Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*
“Dear diary”
by Harryysonn July 19, 2023
Get the Dear Diary mug.The Diary Room is where criminals in Bullshit Junction go. There is blood on the walls, and a woman seeking help in there. You will frequently find Kevin Ryan in there for being a downbad creature.
Jay "Did you hear that Kevin got sent to the Diary Room again?"
Ken "Yeah, what for?"
Jay "Being a downbad creature, as always."
Ken "Yeah, what for?"
Jay "Being a downbad creature, as always."
by Rikki Stixx August 1, 2023
Get the Diary Room mug.a person very sensitive. A person that is always distracted, awkward and funny weird. Diary takes every opinion so personnaly , thinks like all things concerned him/her . Diary always do and act in the way that Diary thinks people would like to fit in the society. Diary have a high complex of him/herself and is always lost in her/his overthinking.
by Angelinou November 22, 2021
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Your DOORMAN is keeping a DIARY. A.k.a "DOORMAN DIARIES"
The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
by SparklesSpike November 12, 2020
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