delete your account

Why type a several sentences of well reasoned arguments when you could just look like a choke artist with nothing else to say? That's right, tell someone to delete their account just like Hillary did with her emails - because it's 2016 you can just like delete your problems, in the internet. In. The. Internet.

"Damn he got me, better tell him to delete his account."

"delete your account."

"DELETE THIS"

by Crimson Tablet June 11, 2016

Deletitis

A condition marked by an urge to clear your inbox by batch-deleting all your unread e-mail, regardless of content.

Your inbox is peppered with unread messages going back three months, because you only ever read messages that appear important at the time you're checking. Eventually, you become stressed out every time you open your email and see something like "New Messages (257)." You then have an attack of DELETITIS which involves selecting all unread messages and deleting them, regardless of sender or subject. Now it says "New Messages (0)." Now you're caught up.

On phone: “Sorry I missed the family reunion, Mom... Yes..., I kno... yes, Mom, I know you emailed me the date and time but I had deletitis last week. Yes it IS an excuse... Yes it is... Is too... Is too...”

by kickbuck September 24, 2011

deleted

What happens when you ask, "how do you type with boxing gloves on."

Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Crapfully yours,
bob

by Dragon Paul July 17, 2003

Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus

Abort the baby and commit die.
Also could mean that you either abort the baby or kill yourself.

"If you get pregnant, you better Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus.

by ImmaHeadOut December 3, 2019

Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus

You tell someone that you will erase them from existence.

Hermione to her unborn baby, " Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus" and with her wand she no longer has a massive belly.
Harry Potter attempts to use the super-secret spell to destroy Voldemort. He waves his wand and says to Voldemort "YEETUS YEETUS I NOW COMMIT TO YOUR DELETEUSS!!" But he misses and deletes everything within Hogwarts walls... and everyone in it.

by YEETUSDELETUS3200 October 21, 2019

fetus deletus

An alternative name for abortion. However, the procedure is slightly different. Whereas an abortion is performed professionally by doctors, fetus deletus refers to a quick and hard blow to the fetus from an outside force. It may be voluntary, self-inflicted, or involuntary.

Female: My fetus died!
Doctor: Was it preformed professionally?
Female: No, this asshole just came up and punched me!
Doctor: Hm...sounds like a case of fetus deletus.

by Nitrocidic_UB March 3, 2018

ctrl alt delete

The magic combo on your keyboard the solves all of your problems! btw Mac computers dont have this magic combo guess why!

My computer fucked up! damit! wait i know what should i do! the magic combo Ctrl Alt Delete!

by Dude June 19, 2006