Fuck Depot

Slut. Highly sexually active female. Female who is used for sex then forgotten. To be sleeping with a lot of partners.

Keri is a fuck depot. She is fucking Bob, Ted and me.

by Meth Guzzler August 14, 2018

Depotism

The condition or philosophy of being a disillusioned or failed nepo baby; characterized by existential dread, squandered privilege, and a vague sense that you were meant to be famous but somehow ended up mid-tier at best.

After his indie film tanked and his band broke up, Jared spiraled into full depotism.

by ShajaanMuazShaheem April 25, 2025

Home Depot Speed

In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.

Your door will be delivered at the home depot speed!

by destructodog December 28, 2024

Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.

Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night

by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020

Kaitlyn from home depot

This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot

Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!

by Bigneckbitch November 30, 2020

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

lonely depot

An inside place where only the loneliest of lonely people to meet.

“Are you going to the Lonely Depot on Saturday?”

by OnlySomeoneUseless July 6, 2019