Dolphins

Gay sharks.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

by Kutsinta November 9, 2012

Dolphins

marine mammals who often get eaten by killer whales. If they are so smart, why can't they stop me from plugging their blow hole and choaking them to death? I'll tell you why, cuz they suck! Fuck dolphins, they are the chicken of the sea. They are only good for one thing...to eat.
With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.

1. Dolphins are the real assassins of president Kennedy
2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...

by dolfagphin August 6, 2010

Belle Delphine's bathwater

Pure shiny clear nectar from the holy grail of Belle Delphine's bathtub

Guy 1: Hmmm I cant wait until I get to chug Belle Delphine's Bathwater later

Guy 2: Yeah I heard it can make you immortal

by reeeeeeee.exe September 16, 2022

Delphini

Legitimate arsehole
Sneaky bitch

Is that A Delphini?
Whats that?
One of Voldemorts offspring you dumbnut
Omg hazza is such a Delphini
Oh yeah definitly a sneaky bitch

by Nabbers August 25, 2016

Delphini

Legitimate arsehole
Sneaky bitch

Is that A Delphini?
Whats that?
One of Voldemorts offspring you dumbnut
Omg hazza is such a Delphini
Oh yeah definitly a sneaky bitch

by Nabbers August 25, 2016

Delphini

Legitimate arsehole
Sneaky bitch

Is that A Delphini?
Whats that?
One of Voldemorts offspring you dumbnut
Omg hazza is such a Delphini
Oh yeah definitly a sneaky bitch

by Nabbers August 25, 2016

Delphine

She is a nigga

Oi guys, delphine is a nigha

by Debunkeddddd August 25, 2021