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dookie shark

When you take a shit and it's so enormous that it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, like the dorsal fin of a shark. Commonly found in low-capacity flush toilets.
It's always a shock to look down in the toilet and see a dookie shark staring up at you.
by Mister Tibbs January 27, 2013
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dookie dipper

That guys dookie dipper is bulging right out of his tight jeans.
by japsters February 3, 2015
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dookie chair

i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.

Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?
by dookie doo 1324 February 7, 2015
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dookieyanker

Yo Jared did you know Mike is a dookieyanker. He loves to beat his meat while shitting.
by fuzzyclam July 6, 2014
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Dookie Dust

The invisible crumbs and gases that are expelled during a fart...
I farted on my boyfriend's pillow, I hope my dookie dust doesn't give him pink eye...
by Ebonie Snowden June 27, 2016
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dookie smooch

My husband was annoyed with me after I gave him a dookie smooch.
by GlitteryDewDrops January 28, 2017
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dookie drawers

Cruel junior high nickname of Duki Dror, Israeli documentary filmmaker.
Duki Dror's movie about the Mossad gave me dookie drawers.
by scrotibular February 8, 2019
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