Dildostrouss

Males who act gay in certain situations, also when people look like they take a dildo up their anus.

Men who say homosexual sayings.

EX. Dude I love you shirt where did you get it from?

Look at that dildostrouss over there.

He is defineitly a dildostrouss.

Dildostrouss.

by Great BamGeno July 13, 2012

Dildoren

The highest number imaginable, or the largest possible amount of something.

Stacy loves and misses Azha dildoren.

by DavinciKisser January 12, 2019

DildoNose

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺

Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?

by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

Dildo-BoJack

A volunteer fireman

Those Dildo-BoJack’s have full beards and weight 350 pounds.

by Captain Asshole P1 February 12, 2020

Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.

Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.

by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019

Green Dildo

On a candlestick chart a large upward trending candle.

Bro, Bitcoin printed a huge green dildo on the hourly chart!

by Jaboney March 30, 2021

dildophobia

When a guy is scared of vibrators, because they either steal women, or because they are basically robot peni.

Me: See, the vibrators are like terminators, and humans like peni!
Her: Sever dildophobia.

by Jingleheimer schmitt, John Jacob September 10, 2008