dassey

Someone that's so daft, childish, spineless, and devoid of self-recognition/importance that they will literally, and seemingly unwittingly, falsely incriminate themselves, all while showing no signs of concern, emotion or understanding.

You'd have to be a dassey to continue to let your ex be so verbally abusive and manipulative, after you've reached a settlement, that she has you convinced that she's the victim!

by Elios26400 October 4, 2016

deassdrant can

1. A parody of the word "deodrant can".
The action in which someone jumps upon another person's back causing feaces (shit) to spray or gush out of the victim's rectum.
2. A very badly smelling brand of deodrant.

1.That was definetly the best idea we ever had of me jumping off the bunkbed onto your back causing you to do a deassdrant can all over the carpet.
2.Man, you stink, what you been using, deassdrant can.

by raymond brown December 15, 2006

b-dass

this word is a kin to bad ass just shorter and lazier

person a: "hey did you see paul kick that emo kid in the face"
Person b: "ya it was b-dass"

by wodin May 7, 2008

dassy

A person who does not shave and looks like a homeless woman.

That girl is a dassy.

by tree fucker July 17, 2016

Dasstadat

Showing gratitude, appreciation, or a state of excitement.

You brought my favorite drink?! Dasstadat!!!

by Jonathan G. Pascale November 28, 2007

Degassed

Degassed (D.G.A.S.'d) is an acronym for "Don't Give a Shit". It refers to a state of being where you stop caring about your problems, usually via drugs or alcohol.

This has been the longest day ever - I can't wait to get off and get degassed.

by djfatben March 1, 2009

DNAss

The act of identifying a girl by the appearance of her ass alone.

Guy 1: Was that the girl from last night?

Guy 2: DNAss isn't showing a match. Wasn't her.

Guy 1: Ok, thanks.

by mmalone December 8, 2009