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DGAS stands for Don't Give A Shit. used when you don't want to do something you are asked to do and have to do. can be used in classrooms to start mini-rebeliions against a teacher. if heard all must reply "DGAS!"
Pronounced: D-GAS
Teacher:"Do questions 1-4"
Pupil:"DGAS"
Other pupils:"DGAS!"
DGAS by DGAS April 11, 2006
Related Words
DGAS • DGASA • dgasaa • DGASS • TL;DGAS • D-Gas Syndrome • idgas
Abbreviation of Dont Give A Shit. The lazy, not-caring persons motto. Can be used in different ways eg:
1) instead of saying 'I dont give a shit'
2) as a verb
3) a random exclamation
1) 'I got so drunk last night'
'really, well DGAS, its not that interesting'

2) 'I dont want to go to school today, lets DGAS it'

3) 'DGAS!'
DGAS by oi prick July 8, 2005
TL:DGAS stands for Too Long; Didn't Give A Shit and is a comedic play on TL;DR. Contrary to TL;DR it is not limited to reading and can be applied to other activities such as movies, videogames and homework.

The term was first coined by NakedJakey in is video "Rockstar's Game Design is Outdated" uploaded on YouTube on the 17th of December 2018.
Nerdy girl: Did you read that book for english class?
Hot guy: TL;DGAS, I was busy inflating my ego and I don't care about school.
Nerdy girl (mind): He's so brave...
TL;DGAS by Master Engineer December 18, 2018
Abbreviation of Dont Give A Shit Syndrome.
It is used to describe a movie/video game that has a lot of useless, crappy and generally boring characters.
Not to be confused with DGAS.
This movie has a bad case of DGASS... I just don't give a shit about any of these characters.
DGASS by Dr Steve Brule August 30, 2009
Don't give a shit about anyone (else)
Oh, you're bummed about that party because you've got FOMO? Well I dgasaa
dgasaa by Ladyadventure January 6, 2015

D-Gas Syndrome 

D- Gas is a acronym for Don't Give A Sh** Syndrome.

Its a disease where the audience or person could care less about what is being said or presented before them. Thus would rather drop a duce then continue the conversation.
Person 1: So do you like Zardoz?

Persons 2: I'm sorry but I need to go to the bathroom because I got D-Gas syndrome.
D-Gas Syndrome by Mass One February 28, 2010
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