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devils curve

Devils Curve: when someones cock curves either to the right or to the left. Usually due to excessive use.
His devils curve punctured my kidney
devils curve by u.b.c December 7, 2013

Power of the Curve 

When you give up hope in your Engineering major courses and all you can pray to the power of professors to grant you the gift of a C- in your transcript.
Clover: "Guys I'm failing Water Resources Engineering for the second semester! I can't afford another F, its so sad..!"
Sam & Alex *chanting*: "Believe in the Power of the Curve."

The Eldridge Curve 

The Eldridge curve refers to a man’s penis. The shaft of the genitalia has a significant bend or curve when erect. This is often a condition passed down between father and son and both will become known for very recognizable shaped penis. One may say when the Johnson had a heavy curve left it is the Eldrige Curve.
Woman 1: woah Dianne you are walked a little funny, today hat did James do to you last night.

Woman2: well you can just say he has the Eldridge curve!

beater's curve 

A very curved penis, perhaps caused by an excessive amount of masturbation.
Man, I was watching porn last night and the dude had the hugest beater's curve. He could've done that chick around a corner.

Double hand wave perv curve

The act of waving with both hands by creating a groping motion, commonly to a sexually arousing woman. Also known as "The horndog double hand-wave"
Woman with large breasts: Okay, bye!
Guy 1: *Double hand wave perv curve*
Guy 2: Did you really just do that?

Beat curve 

A penis when erect forms a curve known as a beat curve attributed to chronic masturbation in the direction of the curve .
Chicks love the beat curve and the way it veers off in their snatch so ergonomically tearing that one side up .
Beat curve by Dr Beat Curve April 16, 2017