the cursed child

Cannon Harry Potter fanfic, with a terrible plot

Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose

Person1:Have you read the Cursed Child yet?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?

by Gay or european? August 30, 2017

horn cursed

The act of sounding a car horn when another vehicle or pedestrian impedes the normal flow of traffic by doing something stupid: walking out into traffic; cutting off a path of travel; overtaking, pulling in front and then slowing down; etc.

Barbie slunk down in her seat after her being horn cursed by the driver she'd just cut off at the yellow light.

by ric-usa September 30, 2009

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

blessed-cursed

blessed-cursed is a song from the group enhypen, which came out on jan 10, 2022. :)

have u streamed blessed-cursed by enhypen yet?

by bl3ssedcurs3d February 15, 2022

The Internet is Cursed.

The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.

The internet is cursed.

The internet is cured and shall go away soon.

All deaths are final.

by TheOnlyGian June 11, 2023

you cursed human being

a person who made a cursed image or video that triggered you. a lot. take the video entitled ”ben 10 aliens in a nutshell” by trench man as an example.

someone: *creates cursed artwork of a tetramand*
me: you cursed human being.

by aritaurus. September 25, 2019

you cursed human being

a person who made an image or video that triggered you in a way that makes you scream.

person: *making a cursed video/image*
me, after seeing that for the 4th time: you cursed human being.

by aritaurus. September 26, 2019