Cumplete Nightmare

This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.

Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?

Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.

Miguel: What happened?

Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...

by Stoney69 February 27, 2020

Cummies

When you cum in a cup cake tray and put it in the freezer. Then use the frozen nut as ammo to aliterate her coot.

Daddy: spread them legs.

Wife: I’m ready!!

Daddy: KOBE!!!

Wife: you made that cummy right in my coot.

Cummies

by Istambs21 November 29, 2020

cummerphobia

fear of the cummerbunds

-i can’t stand that gc called the cummerbunds

bruh that’s cummerphobia

by cummerbunds February 16, 2021

cummieblaster420

wastakenpunzhalonotfound on tiktoks FAVORITE MUTUAL, can also be used other ways like cummie blasters yk

“Have you heard of cummieblaster420?”

by IDONTKNOW WHAT TO PUT HERE March 4, 2021

CummieFart

Cum Goes In your ass then you fart it out

OH YEAH CUM IN MY ASS AND MAKE ME DO A CUMMIEFART

by Simon Arten April 13, 2021

Cummies

An alternative way to say “come over here”

“Get over here”, “Cummies!”

by Tomeito September 27, 2021

Cumpleated

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed felacio on Gino until he was cumpleated.

by urdadsbussy69 March 29, 2022