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Cuban missile crisis

The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.
Darrin suddenly jumped up and yelled "Cuban Missile Crisis" as he raced for the bathroom.
by Herfmaster March 22, 2013
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cuban girls

Only the hottest grls known to mann kind!! that come from Cuba ...they hav bigger asses then j.lo ... usually found in miami (hialeah)
damm i needa get me a cuban girl that i can buttfuck day and night
by uber sexy cuban September 11, 2005
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cuban cocktail

A drink served to new prison inmates as a form of hazing cosisting of: Urine, feces, blood, and semen which is aged for a minimum of 2 months.
"Hey Tyrone, did you see the fish in cell 23? We should serve him that cuban cocktail under your bunk"
by Mike The Barcs December 3, 2007
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cuban american princess

a cuban american princess (c.a.p)
is a girl usually 10-25 years old who relys on her daddy to buy her what ever she wants. she has a huge quince and a even bigger wedding. she speaks preppy spanglish and wears onlyabercrombie and hollister. just like a j.a.p} but hispanic and better
omg shes such a cuban american princess, her quince was HUGEEE
by c.a.p and proud September 20, 2006
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Mark Cuban

I wish my team was owned by Mark Cuban, we would win more games
by DiamondRio February 18, 2010
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cubana

A female Cuban.
Usually dark hair and eyes. Some may have natural dark blonde hair.
"Soy una chica cubana"
eg. Celia Cruz, Gloria Estefan, Daisy Fuentes
by Amanda March 13, 2004
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Mark Cuban

A psycotic Millionaire that gives Dallas Mavericks fans plane tickets.
by Tmagnet May 30, 2006
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