crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.

Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!

by quimb December 31, 2021

crunchy banana

When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.

Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.

by MikeHoncho504 March 5, 2022

crunchy dream

A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.

Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"

by PhatPig January 30, 2023

a crunchy bean

when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low

person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"

by uhfhjhghjks January 21, 2021

Lucky Crunchy

So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him

I heard Harry and his girl totally had a radical lucky crunchy the other day!

by The_Dufe July 9, 2023

crunchy lips

When a woman's vagina is really gross and has crusted over with a mixture of cum and vagina sweat it is usually a dark brownish black color

Damn, I walked in in your grandma changing, that bitch got some crunchy lips.

by J-menace October 20, 2013

crunchamunch

to eat a girl out

I crunchamunched her last night

by ?your friend March 17, 2004